this is a more or less actual dialogue

which took place in my office about that website where people can sign up to go living in Mars.

– Naaaa, I’m not going anywhere where cyanobacteria haven’t been yet.  So, first we send the girls up there and they go all like “photosynthesis! photosynthesis!” and then we can go.

– Why girls and not guys?

– Because girls are more efficient.

– Yeah, if we send cyanobacteria guys they’ll all be like “hey, let’s fight” instead of working to create an oxidized atmosphere.

– True.

– And then we get to Mars and choke and can’t grow vegetables.

– True.


I don’t even know where to start.


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