which took place in my office about that website where people can sign up to go living in Mars.
– Naaaa, I’m not going anywhere where cyanobacteria haven’t been yet. So, first we send the girls up there and they go all like “photosynthesis! photosynthesis!” and then we can go.
– Why girls and not guys?
– Because girls are more efficient.
– Yeah, if we send cyanobacteria guys they’ll all be like “hey, let’s fight” instead of working to create an oxidized atmosphere.
– And then we get to Mars and choke and can’t grow vegetables.
I don’t even know where to start.